At the council of Elrond
*People yelling screaming yadda yadda yadda frod sits there staring at floor trieng to count the hairs on his toes there is a vaugue hush and everyone looks at him*
FRODO: what?
GANDALF: ahem
FRODO: What?
BOROMIR: Your supposed to offer to take the ring to Mordor titch.
FRODO: Screw that, I aint goin nowhere near that place, I could be killed, make pretty boy legolas go!
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