Today on "Jerry Springer":
Elven Maidens & The Mortal Men They Love
JS: Arwen, what attracted you to Aragorn in the first place?
Arwen: Well, Jerry. Elven men just don't have it goin' on! Aragorn is all man, and all king. I just adore a REAL man!
JS: And you, Luthien! What made you want Beren?
Luthien: It's those mortals' butts!
Arwen: Amen, sister!
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A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"
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