He He He! These are soo funy! Here are a few more.
Legolas: I hate trees.
Any Dwarf: I hate caves, they are so dark and gloomy.
Golum: I love the Sun
Orcs: lets share
Anybody: Tinuviel is ugly
A ringwraith: I hate black
Sam: I love that Gollum
Elrond: (to Aragorn) thanks for getting Arwen off my hands
Aragorn: Aww, this sword is rusty (picks up stick, pokes orc, poke, poke)
Legolas: I need glasses
Gimli, I don't like all this violence and orc-killing, I think I'll go hug a tree
Dunedane: Hobbits are so apreciative of all we do!
An Ent Contortionest
Sorry if these have been said before. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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