Sauron - (Playing in car radio) "Spring time, lolly pops and rainbows"
Legolas - (takes a wiz behind a bush in Lothlorien)
Frodo - (falls off the edge of a flet and breaks his leg)
Ok, maybe these aren't very funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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