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Old 03-09-2002, 01:12 AM   #77
Kalimac
Candle of the Marshes
 
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Neat, Estelyn - I hadn't realized Ioreth's Kinswoman was a mini-celebrity [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. All I can say is, Ioreth is lucky I wasn't her kinswoman or she would have been hearing a lot more than that (after we got home, that is).

A few more...

Ioreth's Kinswoman: Please, tell me more!

Ioreth: Of course, it was King Elessar who really deserved the credit for using the Kingsfoil; you should ask him about it.

Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.

Gandalf: Good point. Unfortunately it turns out he escaped before Thranduil got my message about arranging an "accident." Well, s**t happens.

Saruman: WORMTONGUE! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU THREW OUT THE PALANTIR WHILE IT WAS WRAPPED IN MY *BLANKY*?!!

Elrond: I will take the Ring, because I know the way - I've been there before, remember?

Merry & Pippin OR Frodo & Sam: We are the Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name!
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