Orcs (in Mordor): "Everybody scream, everybody scream, in our town of Halloween!"
Ted Sandyman: "Wow, Sam, what happened next?"
The Gaffer: "So enough about Bagshot Row being dug up. What have you been doing with yourselves all this time?"
OK, it's the best I can manage at this time of night.
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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