Gollum: Give me chips right now and keep nassty fish!
Eowyn: Forget it Aragorn, we could just never work together!
Pippin: Hey! I didn't get in trouble today!
Pippin: Wait, you were all using me as scapegoats and I really didn't screw up at all?!
Sam: Sorry Frodo, you're on your own.
Frodo: Well, on the down side I lost a finger, but on the up side... I....um...
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