Sharku, I'm curious, what would a noble Elven lady say to the nine Nazgul? "Welcome to Rivendell, may I take your coat"? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
As for me, I could never imagine...
Shelob: "Thanks, Gollum, but I'm on a diet."
Denethor: "What a lovely day it is today! Gee, I love my wonderful son Faramir! Isn't life great? Ah, smell the beautiful flowers! Everything is going to be just fine!"
Legolas: "Ai! A Balrog! Long time no see, my man!"
Treebeard: "Entwives schmentwives. Marriage is a ridiculously outdated institution."
Sam: "Mr. Frodo, you're a pathetic, whiny weakling, and a product of an idiotic class-system that I simply do not believe in!"
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~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~
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