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Maltaharma · 03-02-2002, 09:09 PM

One rule:Keep it clean people. Be funny, not crude.

Something Gollum would not say, "Screw this whole ring obsession! I'm going into show business!"

At Gollum's therapy session. Therapist: "How did this all begin?" Gollum: "Well, I can't pinpoint the exact time I went bad, but I think it had to do with the fact that I lost my glasses and Star Trek went into reruns."

Aragorn: "Become King? Are you crazy? This place needs a democracy...and a paint job."

[ March 02, 2002: Message edited by: Maltaharma ]

03-02-2002, 09:09 PM	#1
Maltaharma Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 20	101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say One rule:Keep it clean people. Be funny, not crude. Something Gollum would not say, "Screw this whole ring obsession! I'm going into show business!" At Gollum's therapy session. Therapist: "How did this all begin?" Gollum: "Well, I can't pinpoint the exact time I went bad, but I think it had to do with the fact that I lost my glasses and Star Trek went into reruns." Aragorn: "Become King? Are you crazy? This place needs a democracy...and a paint job." Saruman: "I'm so lonely. Maybe I should get a poodle." [ March 02, 2002: Message edited by: Maltaharma ] __________________ Maltaharma