GLORFINDEL
"Hi, this is the trueowner of ASFALOTH! Im not here at the moment... (yes i do live at Rivendell, im an elf lord remember!) So leave a message for me after the beep. Oh yeah, if this is Peter Jackson, i am probably going to kill you as soon as ive got my bloody horse back. If this is Arwen, yes, im still trying to kill you. If this is Aragorn, um.... *long pause** you are violating my restraning order!! please dont kill me. If you see my horse, tell me, that manipulating vixen Arwen has taken him for the last time!!!!"
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"NO, its nothing Tommy, its just that im not sure about the colour." - Turkish.
Tommy, SNATCH'S answer to Pippin.
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