This is a radio one, it's been on all the time, it's time I took the mickey.
*Nazgul are busy decorating a christmas tree, the witch-king walks in*
Witch-king: The tree's looking very nice, but that's not a star on the top!
Nazgul: No it's a replica of the gold ring that sauron lost all those years ago, he says it's there to remind santa what he wants for Christmas.
witch-king: Ahhh, yes.
announcer: Make your loved ones know what you want. The one ring, something someone you love would love for Christmas.
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.
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