Sorry, Isilya. I'm kind of using your scene.
Ok, here's my lame attempt.
Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream.
Arwen: That was long ago. You did not have the cares you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?
Aragorn: Uhhh, you told me I had bad breath.
Arwen: Yes, and your breath smells so wonderful now. Oh, Aragorn! You have stopped smoking! I love you!
*Arwen kisses Aragorn*
*Aragorn turns to the camera with a cheesy smile*
Announce: He didn't stop smoking. He used Rivendell Fresh Breath Spray, the #1 breath freshener used by light to heavy smokers all over Middle-earth!
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