Thought of another one....
*This is about those country commercials*
Announcer: Don't you wish you could relive the music of Middle-Earth...
*Gandalf sings* The road goes ever on and on...
*Then Sam sings* Gil-Galad was an elven king...
Announcer: Then get this set of songs on 2 cassettes or 2 CDs.
*Then Frodo sings* O! Wanderers in the shadowed land....
*Then Pippin sings* Sing hey! for the bath at close of day...
Announcer: This collection of songs includes artist like Gandalf the Grey, Frodo Baggins, Peregrin Took, and much much more!
*The blue screen comes on with the phone number and all that junk*
Announcer: Don't delay act now!
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"Your bodygaurd?"
"His Gardner"
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