Sweeping shots of Gandalf walking in a Shire sunset... peaceful theme music..
Close-up of Gandalf:
"At the end of a hard Age, I deserve some time off. That's when I pull up a chair, and fill up my pipe..
with Old Toby..
..the finest weed in the Four Farthings."
Blows smoke rings.
"After all, you deserve the best."
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Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?
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