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Nevtarmawen Greenleaf · 01-10-2003, 06:01 PM

frodo to sauron...to the tune of "hey mickey" sung by bwitched
oh sauron you're so mean youre so mean u blow my mind, hey sauron! hey sauron!(repeat 4 times)
you've been around forever, and thats a little long, you want the ring, but its mine so you're wrong, why can't you say goodbye, and let me keep the ring, sauron?

cause when you say you'll kill, it always turns to me, you're given me the chills sauron please sauron don't, every time you still take my precious ring sauron

chorus [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]h sauron what a pity you don't understand, that i have the ring, its on my hobbit hand, oh sauron its so pretty, can't you understand, it's freaks like you sauron, oh what you do sauron do sauron, dont take the ring sauron

now when you made those ugly orcs, everyone knows, everytime they move, my sword sting starts to glow, i'm gonna beat your butt, so don't run away sauron
so come on and give it to me anyway you can, anyway you want to and i'll take it like a man,the fellowship will kill you in mordor sauron!

chorus

oh sauron you're so mean......

ok it wasnt that good but oh well!

01-10-2003, 06:01 PM	#109
Nevtarmawen Greenleaf Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 33	frodo to sauron...to the tune of "hey mickey" sung by bwitched oh sauron you're so mean youre so mean u blow my mind, hey sauron! hey sauron!(repeat 4 times) you've been around forever, and thats a little long, you want the ring, but its mine so you're wrong, why can't you say goodbye, and let me keep the ring, sauron? cause when you say you'll kill, it always turns to me, you're given me the chills sauron please sauron don't, every time you still take my precious ring sauron chorus [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]h sauron what a pity you don't understand, that i have the ring, its on my hobbit hand, oh sauron its so pretty, can't you understand, it's freaks like you sauron, oh what you do sauron do sauron, dont take the ring sauron now when you made those ugly orcs, everyone knows, everytime they move, my sword sting starts to glow, i'm gonna beat your butt, so don't run away sauron so come on and give it to me anyway you can, anyway you want to and i'll take it like a man,the fellowship will kill you in mordor sauron! chorus oh sauron you're so mean...... ok it wasnt that good but oh well! __________________ "They do not see what lies ahead, when sun has failed and moon is dead."