Here's a Veggie Tales one:
Frodo: *softly* They're big, I'm little. They go, I twiddle. Why can't little guys do big things too?
(dialogue)
Boromir: You're not going to sing are you? Couldn't you just smoke your pipe and I'll throw things at you? Oh...
(song)
Frodo: You're big, I'm little. My head only comes up to your middle. But I say little guys can do big things too!
(dialogue)
Boromir: Oh I see what your saying! All right understand, now suppose this is true. You still look rather wimpy, but I know what we can do. Just step behind this curtain, It'll only take a minute. There's a closet in the corner and you'll like what i've got in it. you'll find my royal armor there, don't dally, put it on. Yes, now you'll look much bigger when the battle lines are drawn. One more thing you'll need, I think, pick up my royal sword. It's a big one and a beauty, the best I could afford. Once you've got it all together, I think you will agree. You're bound to do much better if you try to look like me! Oh dear...
Frodo: Ya know, maybe I should just be plain old me.
Boromir: Yes, well I suppose, but have you seen orcs, why they're just, they're...
(song)
Frodo: They're big but Eru's bigger and when I think of him that's when I figure. I think little guys can do big things tooooooo....(fades off)
Boromir: All right, if you're sure you know what you're getting into. Oh dear...
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