(To the tune of the can-can)
The Uruk-hai:
Can!
Can you serve Saruman?
Can you do his can-can?
Are you his biggest fan?
Saruman:
You better be or else your dead!
Uruk-hai:
You don't wanna be dead
Don't lose your head, head
Or else your dead
Or else you dead. Hey!
Enter Lady Orcs:
Can!
Can you do the can-can?
Orcs can do the can-can
And we'll kill Boromir
Uruk-hai:
At least that's what it says in the script!
Enter Boromir:
Sucks.
My life really sucks sucks
Orcs can't really dance dance
(Pause. All orcs glare at him)
Boromir:
But don't take it personally. AHHHHHH!
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