[greyhavener]

Where is Weird Al when you need him?

Legolas sings: (to tune of Youth of the Nation)

We are we are the elves of Lothlorein.

Went in the creepy cave
that became the grave
of gangsta dwarves.
Kill by orcs
those evil dorks
Defending their horded gold,
Sure they were bold,
Greedy gangsta dwarves.

We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.
We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.

Followed this wiz
who was minding the biz
of hobbits and men.
Guarding the ring,
Defending the king,
Hangin' with the short guys
Swattin' Morder's flies,
Then us elves are gonna bail.

We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.
We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.