That was HILARIOUS, VanimaEdhel!!!!!!!
Here's my attempt....
(Empty room, only Merry, Pippin, and Sam are there)
Merry: So where is everyone?
Pippin: Aye! This is my third pint and there still is no one to join us!
Sam: Well, Mr. Frodo did go over the sea, and Gandalf with him.
Merry: And Boromir past away, and I haven't seen Aragorn for the longest time.
Pippin: I'm getting another pint! *jumps off chair, goes to bar*
Sam: Gimli and Legolas are obviously off somewhere frolocking through the woods...
Pippin *yelling from across the room*: Anyone want anything?!
*Merry and Sam ignore him*
Pippin *muttering to self*: Fine, party-poopers, I'll just drink it all myself! *sniffling, walks over to table, calmly sits down, places mug on table* So...where is everyone?
--I know, i know! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] --
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