[Diamond18]

Here's one you've probably never heard of! I only changed a very few words, to "LotRize" it. You know how most hobbits were suspicious of Elves or anything of the outside world, so...

My mother said, I never should
Play with Elves in the wood.
If I did, then she would say:
Naughty lass to disobey.
You hair shan’t curl on your head or feet.
You Elven girl you shan’t be mine!
And my father said that if I did,
He’d rap me with a teapot lid.

My mother said that I never should
Play with Elves in the wood.
The wood was dark, the grass was green;
By came an Elf with a tambourine.
I went to sea—no ship to get across;
I paid ten shillings for a tall white horse.
I upped on his back and was off in a crack,
Tell my mother I shall never come back!