How many leagues to Orodruin?
Three score leagues and ten.
Can I get there by Phial-light?
Yes, if you travel cloaked by night
And keep your guide within your sight
You can get there by Phial-light.
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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