[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

One Microsoft Way? The Land of Shadow indeed. Presumably there'd be a dungeon called the Registry. Actually, if that's the Enemy's camp, does that mean that Gandalf would be a UNIX developer? He has the beard for it: 'Once I knew every possible use of rgrep used in the lands west of Maine, but I have forgotten much.'

Actually I think I preferred being regional: it's slightly less sad.