[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Oo, that was horrible, just horrible! May it never happen...

But then we'd be denied a cinematic tour de force. Gandalf could say to Frodo:
"This O R is a magical object, created in Eregion, which is sought by many and enslaves its bearers."

Aragorn could say: "That Uruk-Hai chap would make an amazing full-back."

And the Witch King could say to Eowyn: "Is it because I is a Ringwraith?"

Of course, they couldn't be called the Nazgul any more. Frodo and company would have to be running from the Staines Massive. Respec'

(I don't understand all of what they're saying either. )

People are supposed to understand this? That's where I've been going wrong.

I only asked this in a light hearted way, i didnt mean to offend any die-hard Tolkien fans or make people think im some kinda of reject for wondering.

I don't think that anyone's upset with you, MoP. It was worth it just to get that image of David Bowie as Elrond...