Legolas: A brandname for a hair porduct
Gandalf: Pokey Stick of Doom
Gimli: An axe
Aragorn: sword
Boromir: shield
Arwen: An EVIL Tie!!!!
Merry: A carrot
Pippin: A pint of ale
Frodo: A person without 10 whole fingers
Sauron: a fork
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-Ever wonder whats beyond those trees?
-More trees.
'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'
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