[NyteSky]

Oh I'm in that sort of situation all the time. First you try to get any weapons they have away from them, ideally without getting too mauled. Then make sure all caffinated beverages are removed. I know one hobbit in particular that goes insane with Pepsi. Then remove all sugary objects. If they haven't calmed down at least a little by this point, sit on them. I haven't actually tried that part (I usually don't make it past the don't get mauled part) but I've heard it works really well. But in reality they'd probably drive me either to point of psychopathic insanity or gibbering madness. Both are kinda fun. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]