You know what? Why did I do that. He was just a guy who showed me around a little. It's not like it was worth my life!
Oh well. I think that the way Frodo has written down what happened out on that battlefield is going to scare all of my adoring fans! They're gonna think....
im shuddering just thinking about that!
So now we are back. In the city. Seeing Frodo. He destroyed the ring. Saurons gone. AND ALL I DO IS WALK AROUND IN THIS STUPID UNIFORM! oh well. gotta go talk to people about what it is like to stand up. and walk. and walk. and walk. and not get second breakfast. and walk. and the things that went on in a battle that took place while i was underneath a troll's butt.
(and if sauron had one thing to improve on, I'd say it would be teaching his trolls proper hygiene!-you notice many of their flaws in cleanliness when they are on top of you)
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I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago,
And people who will see a world that I shall never know.
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