Held a spitting comtest after breakfast. Pretty-boy says he won despite that fact that NO ONE saw him. He says it's not proper for an elven-prince to spit in public, I say I beat this whole wussy army (and mr hoity-toity aragorn) by a good two feet. Wish I had traded places with Merry....
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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it....
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