Frodo: *BELCH* Ha ha! Can't beat that!
Hobbit-woman to his left: Oh, yeah? Listen to this!
The next morning the hobbits of Hobbiton were very surpised to find that most of their glassware was shattered.
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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