Soldier: Are these wings REALLY neccesary? I mean, what do they do? Give me the ability to fly if I get into too much trouble?
Person who designed the helmets: No, just think of it this way, whenever your arrow breaks, you got enough feathers to make another one!
Soldier: Because I'll have time to fix an arrow in the midst of battle!
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.
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