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Brinniel · 01-31-2003, 02:36 AM

Frodo: The closer I get to Mordor, the more slanted everything seems. Why is this happening?
Sam: I know why, Mr. Frodo. Because of the inbalance of good and evil, Middle-earth is slanting. Since the ring is getting heavier and heavier as we travel closer to Mordor, the entire land of Mordor and everywhere around it is beginning to slope downwards. At this rate, Middle-earth will be vertical before we even reach the black gate and we'll all fall to our deaths!
Frodo: You're not making sense, Sam. How can we all fall to our deaths? Middle-earth is round!
Sam: No, Mr. Frodo. It's flat.
Frodo: It's round!
Sam: It's flat!
Frodo: It's round!
Sam: It's flat!
Frodo: It's round!
Gollum: Stupid hobbitsess! They don't realize this is a hill we climb.

01-31-2003, 02:36 AM	#954
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Frodo: The closer I get to Mordor, the more slanted everything seems. Why is this happening? Sam: I know why, Mr. Frodo. Because of the inbalance of good and evil, Middle-earth is slanting. Since the ring is getting heavier and heavier as we travel closer to Mordor, the entire land of Mordor and everywhere around it is beginning to slope downwards. At this rate, Middle-earth will be vertical before we even reach the black gate and we'll all fall to our deaths! Frodo: You're not making sense, Sam. How can we all fall to our deaths? Middle-earth is round! Sam: No, Mr. Frodo. It's flat. Frodo: It's round! Sam: It's flat! Frodo: It's round! Sam: It's flat! Frodo: It's round! Gollum: Stupid hobbitsess! They don't realize this is a hill we climb. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum