(The snowy one)
Merry: Frodo? Is that you? Oh nevermind, sorry Bill. I shouldn't have insulted you.
Frodo: Ha ha ha... no.
Sam: Pip? You ok? Did that apple hit you yet?
Pippin: No I think that was a hailstone...
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(Frodo and Sam looking gay)
Frodo: You smell nice. Really nice. Is that "Essense o' Tater"? I like it...
Sam: Um, Mr. Frodo... No. Its "Pansy Fields". Get it right.
Frodo: *downtrodden* OK.
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-What is it about the Green ones?-
"...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy."
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