Déagol: "Hey, look what I found!"
Sméagol: "What is it, Déagol my love? Is it tasty? Is it crunchy? Is it scrumptiously munchable?"
Déagol: "Actually, I think it's an alloy of metal and consumate evilness...but I could be wrong."
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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