Left: How did you get this gig?
Right: I'm not sure. I was minding my own business, ruling my kingdom when a peddler comes along. He was selling rings and I thought 'ooh nice, man-rings' so I bought one. All of a sudden I'm dressed in these drab robes and hissing and riding all over the countryside looking for some punk named Packins, I mean Purser, no wait it's...oh sh*t I forgot. Anyhoo, what's your story?
Left: About the same. Want a smoke?
Right: No thanks. Kinda scared of fire after what that stupid king-in-hiding did.
Left: Allright, but you do know it takes care of that "sucking on lemons for a thousand years" look you've got going on.
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