Aragorn: Dont't move..I have have her hostage...one move and shes gone.
Eowyn: Help me..Faramir...he smells...
Faramir: Thats funny, usually handsome men don't smell so bad. Ah well...it's your loss...you were supposed to marry me..but no! You go after an engaged man...thats what you get and what you deserve...a smelly hannibal lector..hmph!
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Maiden of Rivendell
"Anything to get away from the evil monkey in my bedroom."
Fine! I admit it. I am a supporter of Agent Elrond. Now would you please leave me be?
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