Today, in British news, thousands of pre-adolescent girls rushed the scene of a new movie, screaming "You have the right to remain sexy, sugar!". Only one man was hurt - Orlando Bloom, international man of mystery.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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