Yay! Somewhere to put these!
There once was a hobbit named Fro
Who on a great quest had to go
He took his friend Pip
Who was very hip
And saved the said quest just like so.
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There once was a hobbit named Pip
Who when Frodo gave him the slip
He got captured when
Merry messed up again
and ended up taking a trip.
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My brother (Sam!) suggested this-
There once was a hobbit named Sam
who was enamoured of pans
He hit orcs again
and again and again
Until Steve Irwin said 'danger dan....'
Yeh, stupid I know...just think if Sean Bean had been replaced...(Oh crikey, they have a cave troll!)
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There once was a ranger named Strider
Who was deathly afraid of black riders
So he ran and he ran
til in Imladris again
and and ate until he was wider.
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There once was a fellow named Merry
Who wished he could be called Larry
So he wished and he wished
'til he became a fish
and then everyone called him Harry.
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There once was a guy name of Maedhros
Who once thought he saw a ghost
so he ran and he ran
until he lost a hand
and then everyone said "eew gross!"
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Anyone else?
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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