Limerick, anyone?
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Loved the "Puns" thread so much, I think it's time for more humor. How about limericks (collective groan?)
The maiden, Eowyn the fair
Donned her armor and tucked up her hair.
Told the Witch-King, "You're slick,
but, you fool, I'm a chick!
If you think I won't slay you,
Au contraire!"
The hobbit had to have a "lookit"
the stone thrown by Grima the crooked.
While the old wizard slept,
up beside him he crept,
And then our poor Peregrin Took (pun intended) it!
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