[Morgul Queen]

Actually, the original Murphy's Laws pretty much have M-e covered as well.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. *coughnarsilcough*

There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you and miss.

But we can always add some.

The closer you are to danger, the further you are from harm *winks*

If you think something is impossible, it will be done.