~ Never travel with a small, shrunken, ex-Hobbit with alopecia, a pronounced split personality, and extreme possessiveness, for you are sure to get betrayed or get your finger bitten off.
~ Never listen to someone who looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a toupee *coughcoughGrimacoughcough*
~ Never listen to your father (or uncle) once he starts looking like an albino dwarf who spent five years pickling in the Dead Marshes *coughcoughTheodredorEomercoughcough*
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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