[Evisse the Blue]

I just had to share this:
part of mad lib for Choices of master Samwise:
Even as Sam himself tripped on his own feet, looking at her, seeing his death in her eyes, a thought came to him, as if some remote voice had spoken. and he fumbled in his purse with his left hand, and found what he sought: pathetic and lovable and pink it seemed to his touch in a phantom world of horror, the toothbrush of Pamela Anderson.

'Pamela Anderson! ' he said faintly, and then he heard voices far off but clear: the crying of the balrogs as they did a hobbit jig under the stars in the beloved shadows of the The Shop around the Corner, and the music of balrogs as it came through his sleep in the Hall of Fire in the house of Vladimir Putin.

Here's another funny one:
Fire and Water

'Smelly sock!' said the computerman. 'pink smelly sock! I have saved you to the last. You have never barked me and I have always miawed you. I had you from my father and he from old. If you ever came from the forges of the true Assistant to the prime minister under the hole, go now and dance well!'

The balrog-eating butterfly swinged once more lower than ever, and as he turned and waltzed down his nose glittered white with sparkling fires of gems in the moon - but not in one place. The great computer twanged. The pink smelly sock sped straight from the computer, straight for the hollow by the nose where the toenail was flung wide. In it smote and vanished, hideous smell, sliminess and flufyness, so fierce was its flight. With a shriek that deafened the men, felled video games and split DVD players, Smaug the balrog-eating butterfly shot spouting into the air, turned over and crashed down from on high in ruin.

[ September 19, 2003: Message edited by: Evisse the Blue ]