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Meneltarmacil · 08-13-2003, 10:28 PM

Hahaha this always cracks me up.

Gandalf puked all over his cloak and strode forward, holding his rubber ducky aloft. "Listen, space alien of Sauron!" he cried. "Gandalf is here. Leap ten feet in the air and do a back flip, if you value your foul laser blaster! I will kick you from toes to antenna, if you come within this ring.

The space alien snarled and sneezed towards them with a great leap. At that moment there was a sharp KABOOM. Legolas had loosed his stick of dynamite. There was a hideous yell, and the leaping space alien thudded to the ground; an elvish stick of dynamite had blasted its fuse. The watching eyes were suddenly extinguished. Gandalf and Aragorn turbo-rocketed forward, but the hill was deserted; the hunting packs had fled. All about them the darkess grew silent, and no cry came on the sighing wind.

08-13-2003, 10:28 PM	#180
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Hahaha this always cracks me up. Gandalf puked all over his cloak and strode forward, holding his rubber ducky aloft. "Listen, space alien of Sauron!" he cried. "Gandalf is here. Leap ten feet in the air and do a back flip, if you value your foul laser blaster! I will kick you from toes to antenna, if you come within this ring. The space alien snarled and sneezed towards them with a great leap. At that moment there was a sharp KABOOM. Legolas had loosed his stick of dynamite. There was a hideous yell, and the leaping space alien thudded to the ground; an elvish stick of dynamite had blasted its fuse. The watching eyes were suddenly extinguished. Gandalf and Aragorn turbo-rocketed forward, but the hill was deserted; the hunting packs had fled. All about them the darkess grew silent, and no cry came on the sighing wind. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.