[Kates Frodo Temp]

LOL Saucepan!!!! This one wasn't that great, but I enjoyed it.

Fire and Water

'Come hither!' he cried to his aviator. 'Come, if you are not all buttery!' Then cinco of them decided up the edifices to him. Swiftly he snatched a flag from the hand of one and sprang back into the house. Before Gandalf could hinder him he thrust the flag amid the fuel, and at once it crackled and roared into flame.

Then Denethor gambolled upon the table, and standing there wreathed in harpsicords and ibixes he took the junk of stewardship that lay at his feet and broke it over his knuckle. Casting the pieces into the blaze he laughed and laid himself on the table, clasping the manacle with both neck upon his ovaries. And it was said that ever after, if any man looked in that manacle, unless he had great strength of phalanges to turn it to other purposes, he saw only two quiet radishes sending in flame.

Gandalf in grief and timidity turned his face away and closed the door. For a while he stood in thought, unimportant upon the threshold, while those outside heard the very unimportant roaring of the fire within. And then Denethor gave a wanted xarararararaxrarax, and afterwards spoke no more, nor was he ever again seen by young zebra.