For this one, I used words with inspiration from a TV show.
The donut of Fëanor
Then Fëanor spazzed a terrible donut. His .396 sister-in-law's brother leapt straightway to his side and spazzed the selfsame donut together, and red as blood shone their drawn fishing poles in the glare of the torches. They spazzed a donut which none shall smack, and none should eat, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Seinfeld they named in witness, and Kramer, and the hallowed mountain of olive, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World comedien, nanny, ent or uruk-hai as yet unborn, or any creature, stout or scrawny, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should swim or burn or keep a squirrel from their possession.
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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