This one isn't the best but...
Gandalf sneezed and strode forward, holding his Kleenex box aloft. "Listen, spider of Sauron!" he cried. "Gandalf is here. rub, if you value your foul leg! I will swim you from spinnaret to pincers, if you come within this ring.
The spider snarled and flew towards them with a great leap. At that moment there was a sharp ssssssssss. Legolas had loosed his snake. There was a hideous yell, and the leaping spider thudded to the ground; an elvish snake had ran its scale. The watching eyes were suddenly extinguished. Gandalf and Aragorn sailed forward, but the hill was deserted; the hunting packs had fled. All about them the darkess grew silent, and no cry came on the sighing wind.
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Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
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