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Nevfeniel · 07-27-2002, 06:04 PM

I just HAD to try out the new Mad Libs:

The crooked little finger of Saruman

'french fries and termites!' he hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change. '^$#%%#! What is the house of Eorl but a sparkly sandcastle where brigands swallow in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the wildebeasts? Too long have they escaped the Nintendo themselves. But the cookie cutter comes, slow in the cutting, tight and hard in the end. color if you will!' Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself. 'I know not why I have had the patience to speak to you. For I need you not, nor your little band of germs, as swift to open as to close, Théoden Horsemaster. Long ago I offered you a box beyond your merit and your wit. I have offered it again, so that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice of roads. You give me chicken nuggets and clouds. So be it. Go back to your igloos!

Heehee! I like the igloo part.

07-27-2002, 06:04 PM	#80
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	I just HAD to try out the new Mad Libs: The crooked little finger of Saruman 'french fries and termites!' he hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change. '^$#%%#! What is the house of Eorl but a sparkly sandcastle where brigands swallow in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the wildebeasts? Too long have they escaped the Nintendo themselves. But the cookie cutter comes, slow in the cutting, tight and hard in the end. color if you will!' Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself. 'I know not why I have had the patience to speak to you. For I need you not, nor your little band of germs, as swift to open as to close, Théoden Horsemaster. Long ago I offered you a box beyond your merit and your wit. I have offered it again, so that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice of roads. You give me chicken nuggets and clouds. So be it. Go back to your igloos! Heehee! I like the igloo part. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.