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Hearken, Fool! There is no wisdom in the betraying of geese. If you persist in following this path, you are likely to have your arms ripped asunder and your helmet cloven by angry Huorns!
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Argh! Okay, okay, I won't betray the geese. They started it though...
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Few wealthy Orcs remain to trouble your people. You may now safely wander to Umbar
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Orcs? Wealthy? Hmm... *imagines orc in tuxedo* Can't imagine it. Oh well, at least I have safe passage to the Pirate scum of Umbar now, if I ever feel like commiting suicide.
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Lonely are the Half-elves of Ithilien. 'Tis best if they are killed.
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*Takes out sword.*