In Dol Guldur, a greedy Ent duels while he waits for the Day of Doom. Seek him there, even though it be a journey of many days, for he holds the key to thy destiny. You will know him by his straight hair, the blade he carries, and his battle-scarred hair. Who can say what dread secrets he may reveal to you? But if you dare to learn his wisdom, be sure to ride upon an energetic chicken to the butte where he dwells, or he will merely smell you and you will not profit.
Really? Maybe I'll read it when I have time. It's lunchtime right now, and I'm hungry.
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Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
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