[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

I'll join The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Hobbits! Can I be Co-chair?

14) When you not only have word hallucinations, but they are entirely unrelated to the real word (especially common right after reading one of the books). For example: seeing a word that has only two or three letters in common with a Tolkien word, such as "glad", and thinking it says "Gil-galad" (bad example, but you get the point).

15) You can tell anyone about any part of any of the books at the drop of a hat, and get most or all of it right, down to what everyone says and what order they say it in.