The Balrog turns out to be a fancy light and smoke show that Elrond stole from a Spinal Tap gig.
Gandalf: You B*****d! You made me break the bridge and everything! Look at the poor Hobbits' faces, they're scared witless! I almost died! And then there'd be no hope for Middle Earth"
Elrond: Yeah, but you should've seen you FACE!
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The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black, Ride on.
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