Following in the proud tradition of stealing others' ideas and ripping off Monty Python..
Gandalf: You are soldiers of Gondor! Whatever comes through that door, you will stand your ground!
*trolls burst in*
Gandalf: Run away! Run away!
Pink Orc: (standing before his troops) Spare none. (I can't remember his line... seeing it again tomorrow night, I'll fix it then.)
*turns around to the orc with the skull on his helmet*
Pink Orc: And take off that ridiculous hat.
Sorry, this one isn't from the movies, but I got the LotR Trivial Pursuit game for Christmas, and one question went like so: What was Gimli's two-word response when Eowyn asked after Aragorn?
Correct answer: "He fell."
Little brother's answer: "I'm available."
Lindril (crazy go nuts) Arvilya
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Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!
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